ok so i was watching the news the other night con mi familia when they started talking about some orangutan who takes awesome photos. in actuality he just knows that when he presses the button he gets some awesome tasty fruit. big effin deal.
this elephant draws self-mothereffing-portraits.
does no one else think this is FREAKIN ABSURRRD??"?!SEOIWF
google "elephant self portrait" and you'll see a bunch of elephant self-portraits. elephants draw self-portraits did you know that?
so there is skepticism on the issue, naturally, as to whether this is a hoax, etc. etc. etc. according to the debunker of debunkers snopes.com, it is -not-. apparently they trained the elephants to do this stuff... even still they're painting better than most humans i know can paint. holy poop poops.
there is also research going on that suggests elephants may also have DIALECTS. a language of their own that is below the range of human hearing. uh.
anyway. elephants are menace. 'menace' is like 'fetch'. oh, it'll catch on.